membranes:

sext: i kiss ur lips. suddenly i stop the kiss moving onto ur neck and down ur chest. my hand moves down 2 ur jeans. i steal ur wallet and run out of the room

(via garff)

lolsofunny:

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

 bring me the booty

(Source: lunacentric, via iliterallydontsmokeanyweed)