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membranes:

sext: i kiss ur lips. suddenly i stop the kiss moving onto ur neck and down ur chest. my hand moves down 2 ur jeans. i steal ur wallet and run out of the room

(via garff)

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When 5th graders have facebook

lolsofunny:

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(via laugh-addict)

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mireligionerestu:

attheageofdecay:

yournameisshit:

turtlefeed:

katosk23:


Turtle is happy as fuck!


No kidding.

Can someone Photoshop this at the helm of the Titanic, with Leo holding it? Please? I don’t have the skills…



I am so done with this website
coachela:

427am:

was this written about me

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

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(Source: gloomyspice, via iliterallydontsmokeanyweed)

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fighting-dre4mer:

im-a-obsessed-whovian:

86timewarp:

fatalfabian:

justlolalldaylong:

fullcollapse:

I officially take back everything I ever said about completely hating all sports

i would play the shit out of this

the guy on the floor trying to get up 

I’m sure we can resolve all world conflicts with this game

Yes

Imagine if this was how wars were fought…


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